CastlePartyGerbil
Party Gerbil was horrified. He had been sure that dressing as as a punk musketeer riding a mechanical unicorn with a metal parrot on his shoulder would ensure he was unique, but it turns out that many other gerbils had also arrived wearing costumes of randomly generated traits. He was in danger of becoming the worst thing a party gerbil could be: a follower! He needed an edge, an angle, a point of difference. The line moved forward and the man at the gate introduced himself - “Jones, Trevor Jones. Welcome to the castle.“ Seizing the moment, Party Gerbil responded “Hello, my name is Castle Party Gerbil, and my party trick is…” By @thirdman_gareth
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@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart Party Gerbil was horrified. He had been sure that dressing as as a punk musketeer riding a mechanical unicorn with a metal parrot on his shoulder would ensure he was unique, but it turns out that many other gerbils had also arrived wearing costumes of randomly generated traits.
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@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart Word around town A castle party was going down But alas it was not meant to be A gerbil, they said, was no VIP There was no way in hell They would let in his smell This Gerbil was clever, a real little smartie He would build his own castle and throw his own party Brick by…
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@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart Missed deadline but couldnt resist a lil plagarism All along the watchtower Trevor kept the view While all the punks came and went Bored Apes, mutants too Outside, in the distance A bear did growl Two Gerbils were approaching The wind began to howl Is that George and Luke?
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@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart #CastlePartyGerbil makes his entrance in style. In his tartan kilt He rides the Bitcoin Bull Standing, with a whisky in one hand, a cheese in the other No one dares trash his parties for everyone knows That with bare hands He battles the grumpiest winter Bears
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@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart "A party at a castle? I must be royalty! I want gifts, I want respect! When do I pass my first decree? ... On second thought, Maybe I'm just here for the food... NOM NOM NOM"
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@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart #1 Jonesy, a gerbil brave and bright, Bought an NFT, shining with light. To Bitcoin Angel Castle, he took flight, Guarding his art, day and night.
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@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart There’s much to un-pak, this young gerbil knows. He watches, he waits, he learns as he grows. With 3d glasses, and colourful socks, he knows life’s true magic, happens outside the box. #CastlePartyGerbil #castleparty23
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1/5 In a small town, a grand castle stood, renowned for its legendary parties. A lively gerbil named #CastlePartyGerbil lived here, known for his adventurous spirit and love for the castle's grandeur. @trevorjonesart #castleparty2023 @NonFunGerbils
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