The Gerbil Cage
Explore the complete NonFunGerbils collection across Ethereum, Flow, Base, and Bitcoin, with community stories, metadata, and AR-enabled works in one place.
GenesisGerbil
Genesis (Adam) Gerbil was alone, and bored, and hungry, but that’s another matter. The Gerbi-net was a confusing place and he had no one to discuss with him the great questions he had. What is the value of a gerbil? Is a fun one better than a non-fun one? Where is the peanut butter? Surely two Gerbils would be better than one - and many gerbils better than none. The button sat mutely daring him to press it. So Adam pressed the button.
ICOGerbil
Chad was a boy gerbil She was a girl gerbil Can I make it any more obvious? He was a cypherpunk Karen was her sobriquet What more can I say? She wanted him He'd never tell Secretly he wanted her as well But all of his friends Stuck up their nose They had a problem with her trendy clothes She was a VSCO girl He said, "see you later, girl" Her gains weren’t good enough for him His charts promised moon He maintained it was coming soon He needed to come back down to earth Five years from now He sits at home Clicking on Reddit, he’s all alone He checks the front page And what do you know Karen’s got an ICO He calls up his friends They’ve already seen And they’ve all got scripts to buy in He gets in too Joins with the crowd Pays the ICO Gerbil that he turned down
HODLGerbil
I will hug her & pet her & squeeze her & never let her go, even if she is naughty and bites me, or poops in my hand, or scratches my eyes out. She is mine and I will hodl onto her for evermore until she grows. This is my #HODLgerbil and her name is LamboMoon.
100xleverage
100xLeverage Gerbil's trembling paw hovered excitedly over the 'Execute Trade' button. Relaaaax, he told himself. You've DYOR. Two separate twitter accounts had said RodentCoin was, quote 'due for a pump'! The charts dont lie they said. Something about wicks and wedges they said. Ignore that little voice whispering 'rekt...rekt...rekt'. Heroes know when to pull the trigger. Imagine yourself telling Mrs Gerbil. 'Honey, get packing, we're moving to a bigger cage. No one will mistake us for hamsters ever again'. Time to go all in. The button is pressed. Hmm, immediate big drop, 'that's normal right?', give it time. 'Hey, where's my trade??? What's this?? Alexa, what is Margin Call?'
ZKGerbil
ZKgerbil is very elusive. She's only spotted if you can prove you're not a cat. To prove you're not a cat, you need to partially communicate with her through a mathematical message, derived from the output of a transaction with a dog. Should the dog show excitement above a certain threshold. Then there is proof of cat and she will not appear. You'll have to try again with a marmot.
DefiGerbil
She used to Occupy Wall Street, but what her fellow protestors didn’t know was that only weeks prior she’d been a high powered queen of the finance world, stepping all over the boys club and raking in riches. But it never felt quite right. Protesting wasn’t quite right either. One day she bred two pictures of digital cats together and it clicked: in this permission-less digital world, anything was possible. She got to work building and when she was done, she was leading a mob of the people that were taking Wall Street down by making them irrelevant. They were making trades without the bankers acting as greedy, corrupt middle-men. They were funding projects & interacting with staking and bonding curves and quadratic voting. No longer the Gerbil of Wall Street, DeFi Gerbil had helped the people to truly own their own finance.
CounterfeitGerbil
“Best price, best price!” He said it so often, the ridges inside his mouth had become red and sore as he rolled the “r” in “price.” But it was a living. #CounterfeitGerbil had put his two gerblits through college on the back of knock-off plastic balls and exercise wheels. They looked like the real deal, but would inevitably fall apart after a few uses, shortly after his tourist victims had flown home, so he never had to deal with their complaints... but something hadchanged lately. Business was slowing down. It seemed like fewer and fewer gerbils wanted his products. The customers he did see in the night market would pull out their phones as they shopped, but he wasn’t sure what they were doing with them, exactly. He’d shout, “no photo, no photo!” The newspaper came in the mornings, but #counterfeitgerbil would never read it before he shredded it with his sharp, yellow teeth and added it to his bed. If he had, he would’ve realized that his prospective customers had wised up. Quality products were now embedded with chips that could be scanned. If the product was authentic, it would show up on the blockchain. Since then, knock-off products were no longer in demand. Three weeks later, as he stood behind his booth at the market with a frown on his face, the cops rolled in. It was a crackdown. They cuffed his little hands and took him away. “This is bullshit,” he shouted. “Bullshit!” The earth turned and the sun rose, over a smoggy, humid cityscape. Another block was found, another transaction recorded for all eternity. The world had moved on without him; #CounterfeitGerbil had traded his cage… for a cell.
UnicornGerbil
Unicorn gerbil was the last of the majestic unicorns to bring light, love and crypto adoption into the world. Unicorn gerbil stays hidden in the majestic forests and uses its unicorn power to ward off scam coins in the crypto space and teach everyone about NFTs and their value.
Prepper Gerbil
@The_Flaz Dusk and the crickets chirped. #PrepperGerbil's features hard to read under the peak of his MAGA hat but if anything display the smugness that comes with being proven right. He was ready. His children had finished their daily crossbow training and his AR-15 cleaned and oiled. Sat in the old rocking chair the screen door flapped and he glanced at the tattoo, his mantra. 'A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed'. "No Sir, it won't" he whispered. @Werekitty1 #PrepperGerbil had known it all along that a disaster was bound to happen, sooner or later, and now the day was finally here. He looked back to his deep tunnels filled up with all kind of useful stuff over several years. Then he sealed off the entrance and sat down happily in his chamber with a large chunk of aged cheese. No more would anyone laugh of him because his grandmother was a hamster. @thirdmandesign Prepper gerbil didn’t know if her grandmama had digital assets in mind when she said “Always buy extra in troubled times”... For sure, generative space travellers, crypto punks and listed edition edition art wasn’t quite the same as stocking up on tinned peaches in the great nut famine of ‘03, but she felt it was a good maxim to live by and wasn’t willing to risk letting grandmama down.... As her eye was drawn to the ‘1/1’ label on screen, she whispered “This ones for you, grandmama” @Alanfalcon #PrepperGerbil hasn't seen the sun. Ever. They have not smelled fresh air. They also have not worked a day in their life, never lacked for toilet paper, nor for canned cheeseburgers. Their great (x6) grandgerbil prepped for this 21 years ago, and now they are set for generations. @An0nym0usNobody #preppergerbil was just like any other gerbil before “The Virus” entered his reality through his TV set. He has since bartered it away for a pallet of toilet paper and 21 cases of water. Bartered away his Ford Fiat for a .50 cal Desert Eagle and a bottle of hand sanitizer. @BinaryAssets #PrepperGerbil has been preparing for a pandemic his whole life. Bunker? Heavy check mark 500 Gallons of Water? Heavy check mark MREs? Heavy check mark 10,000 rounds of ammo? You know it! What's more powerful: A deadly virus or a bunker full of bullets? #PrepperGerbil is ready to find out! @Flowbot44 Some gerbils call it being paranoid Some gerbils call it being a hoarder The #PrepperGerbil calls it just another day and welcomes everyone to his world @logic_beer smoking meth in his mommas trailer while sharing conspiracy theories on Facebook with the few people that haven't blocked/unfollowed him yet. frantically looking out the window for the NSA agents that have been spying on him for years. J1mmyeth #PrepperGerbil was in a state of panic - where do they put their ETH when facing global depression? food? toilet paper?..converting to fiat is too daunting with money machine going BRRRRR so they decided to buy @AvaStarsNFT instead. on-chain, durable NFTs. yes.
MoonGerbil
@The_Flaz #MoonGerbil is dreaming the same dream again.....'Houston, The Gerbil has landed....Eth is up 1000%...beep...It's one small step for gerbil.....a giant leap for gerbil-kind....Wait....What?....Houston we have a problem' He wakes. It's not real...again......'WEN MOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!'
LibertyGerbil
@Werekitty1 The gerbils were running in their hamster wheels in their locked cages. The bloodshot eyes were staring unfocused, the green liquid on the bottles strapped to the cage were dripping straight into their vein and made them understand that the only thing to do, was to keep running. The world machine was creaking on the hinges, close to collapse. The Flash of neon lights from barely working commercial signs were the only light in the room. The Vision came to them each night, and sometimes even through hallucinations during day. They saw the #LibertyGerbil. Breaking up the cages, crushing the wheels and the bottles, splashing green liquid everywhere. And showing them the way out to the cave, to sunlight and the smell of fresh air.
TreasureHuntGerbil
Click! Treasure hunt gerbil was confident. She had a map. A boat. A compass. A bonafide pirate, she was. It did, however, concern her that she didn’t know exactly what she was looking for. They may say that one persons trash is another persons treasure, but she was in the mood for a real loot pile. Entering randomly generated hash characters into opensea was like sailing blind... without the scurvy and wildly inappropriate attitudes towards people without cannons. Whale alert! All hands on deck! Gold Rush! The metaphors were becoming strained, but she knew the sweet booty could be just a click away. And click.... And click.
ForkingGerbil
“Fork the forking forkers!” Cried #ForkinGerbil to the maximalists. Just then, @rogerkver stepped up with his fork. “Fork You!” The crowd screamed. Then, @CraigWright and @CalvinAyre stepped up with an even shittier fork. “Fork Off!” Yelled the crowd. Then Satoshi stepped forward with his fork of all fiat currencies. The crowd went wild. “FORK YEAH!” They cheered! #ForkingGerbil had found the worthy fork.
FarmerGerbil
Farmer Gerbil had a pool DeFi Defi Oh! And in that pool arrived 3 bots Sell High, Buy Low, Go! With the #UNII coin here And the #RARI coin there Here a bot, there a bot Everywhere a bot bot Farmer Gerbil had a pool filled with $WHALE coin - HODL!
1of1gerbil
'You're all different'. 'Yes we are all different'. 'I'm not'. In a special collaboration - NonFunGerbils and Alotta Money have created an homage to the iconic scene from Monty Python's 'Life of Brian' with specific relevance to 1 of 1 Gerbil and NFTs.
RugPullGerbil
Rug pull gerbil was in deep trouble but it wasn’t he who made the bubble he just made the bubble pop sure he pamped sure he shilled it was his token even still he got a little high on his own supply but that was just dog foodin didn’t mean nothin by it ringing the bells blowing the whistles stress testing all was bona fide but then the speculators circled like hungry sharks pushed the chart in a parabolic arc it was them damned token vultures that swooped in low and shopped it til it dropped he never wanted to make mom and pop token farmer cry but the snow was thick and deep and he had lambos to buy
SantaGerbil
Christmas eve eve eve, Santa’s practice run goes splendidly with his new NFT gifts. He is now ready for the big night!
elfgerbil
As Gertrude the gerbil lay in her elf bed She pondered her life, inside her elf head Making all things for the children to play with and enjoy, How could she gift NFTs, they weren’t really a toy? With the pandemic persistent, and social distance a thing. Gertrude drummed up a plan as joyous as she. She'd gift the kids kitties, of the crypto kind Giving out fancies for all of them to find Waking up on Christmas day, checking their latest breeds They'd find all the gifted fancies, running through their feeds Gertrude was pleased , but what fancies would she use? She'd have to call her friend, favorite streamer @rudem00se! They picked out the fancies each kid would like best. And sent them on their way, she really was impressed. On Christmas Day , as fancies found new owners, @rudem00se was pleased, at what Gertrude had shown her That elf gerbils really are the most giving of creatures, and to top it all off, Gertrude rocked some cool sneakers! This was a special edition colour your own NonFunGerbil, there is one of each (plus one accidental misprint duplicate)
gerbilofwallstreet
Since trading penny stocks, racking up commissions The Gerbil of WallStreet is increasing his positions. BTC! he was an early adopter Now he's flying to the office in a mini helicopter. Ethereum delirium he got in on that too so it's Rolex on his wrist and paws in Jimmy Choo. He's flipped more times than Pranksy, he's a true OG He even schooled Whaleshark on how to NFT The party in his Metamask wallet is jumping Higher than the moon with his Alts a pumping. He's running with the bulls can't bear to be a bear So pay some respect to this gerbil Billionaire
BallerGerbil
#BallerGerbil used to be in debt, until one day he discovered wall street bets now #ballerGerbil rakes in the cheese and brought the hedge funds down to their knees So next time your tempted to short-sell a share think of #BallerGerbil and don't flipping dare!
fonduegerbil
Fiona was a sweet mild mannered Gerbil who lived a carefree life at No. 23 Sugerlane Road, London. Her owners were Mr and Mrs Brown (wait is Snail stealing this from Paddington Bear?) Anyway, one day Mr and Mrs Brown were having a small 70’s themed party Balloon The evening of the party arrived and Fiona was placed safely on top of a bookcase above the Fondue Set. But alas Mr Brown’s hand caught the cage catch without him noticing. Whilst everyone was dancing, Fiona crawled out of the cage and fell into the Fondue with a spoosh. ‘Quick’ cried Mrs Brown - Mr Brown pulled poor Fiona out by her tail. She was covered in cheese fondue from head to tail. To everyone’s relief Fiona was in shock, but overall fine. Or was she... Later that evening, whilst the Brown’s were asleep, Fiona woke up in a sweat. A transformation had happen....Her DNA DNA had completely change.. (this is basically just Spider-Man now isn’t it...) Fiona had changed into #FondueGerbil, able to melt cheese and turn slowly in a circle. A new superhero was born. Fighting the injustice of British cheese and plain hard cheeses everywhere.
ElonGerbil
#ElonGerbil has big dreams, There's more to him that Doge in memes. When he was just a gerbil pup, He decided the best direction was up. Travels tunnels at Mach five, Might be the smartest Gerbil alive.With his laced up little cyborg brain, He could be anything but Mundane. Only eats with a silver spoon, He has no plans to stop at the Moon. He showed us how he linked the stars, Now we're heading off to Mars
$WHALEgerbil
It's a bash, a whale splash! Tokens aplenty, no use for cash. Cruise on by, we're here to learn - and don't be shy, there's play-to-earn! Much love whale fam, we HODL to play with new adventures most every day. We've got dolphins, sharks, whale, mork and e1337 - the liquidity pools are super sweet. Art of all kinds, and the whale kids masterpieces displayed on the fridge. There's fun for all, with room to grow be sure to tune in for the $WHALE FM show! It's amazing to think, after all of this fun that the $WHALE Community just completed Year One! Happy Birthday $WHALE!!!
FomoGerbil
FOMO Gerbil was the first you see, The concept gerbil a real OG. The original NonFunGerbil by design, He always thought that he would be fine. But FOMO Gerbil lives in fear, “You missed out” said the voice in his ear. Hoping he bought crypto in time, He watched the chart climb and climb. Then off a cliff those number fall, He bangs his head against the wall. “You were too soon” The voices laugh, As he looks in horror at the graph. When he gets nervous he chews his claws, And fiddles around with his paws. From that day on he could never sleep, He knew missing out would make him weep. He worries every single day, He’s worrying his life away. He dreams of FOMO every night, He worried so much his fur turned white. But the future is bright on FOMO’s path, The graph is just about to to ATH! This was the first gerbil design we ever had made, but we waited to release it and invited people to place FOMO Gerbil into relevant Twitter moments to win one.
ThatsHotGerbil
The winners were picked by Paris Hilton at the end of Episode 33 @JennyCWilliams_ ThatsHotGerbil grew up part of a very well-known clan But branching out of hotels was always the game plan. Playing to the crowds, the press -her audacity was rife; The ThatsHotGerbil was not destined for A Simple Life She built her brand around her blonde and ditzy niche, Surrounded by all her dogs including Harajuku Bitch 🐾 Always a step ahead of the trends, the absolute OG, She taught Kim K everything she knew about Reality TV💋 She kept learning new skills always giving 100 percent Even becoming the highest paid Ibiza resident rodent Combining inner undercover nerd & mad creativity Is how she found the exquisite world of NFT. Since then, she’s supported diversity and artists in the scene And now the sky’s the limit, so we say Yassssss to the Crypto Queen @The_Flaz You all under my influence, I'm a force of nature Started out as a fan, now I'm a creator I'm bringing some heat to this NFT scene This gerbil is more that an Instagram queen My reach is growing I don't preach to the choir When I woke up this morning my bed was on fire Need fire-proof gloves to come near my flames You come for the looks but you stay for the brains. The mercury's rising when I walk in the room. Mmm what's that smell? That's my range of perfume. The heat coming off me has gone geothermal. What did you expect? I'm #ThatsHotGerbil
BearGerbil
In a special collaboration with Stina Jones When #BearGerbil came out to play the bulls decided to stay away. The sudden ferocity of this cuddly bear, meant many choose to keep their distance and stare. When is it safe to return? do I need to see an ascending triangle pattern as not to burn? While #CryptoWinter was indeed a harsher place, those with a passion saw it as a correction in an otherwise long race. BearGerbil was seasoned enough to know, there were plenty of good projects buried not too deep under the snow. Time to fill my honey pot and get back to sleep, when I wake I'm sure I'll have more to eat!
The Gerbil Who Lost His Seeds
In a special collaboration with Song-A-Day Jonathan Mann The Gerbil Who Lost His Seeds tells the story of a gerbil who tried to hide his precious seed phrase so safely that even he could no longer find it. A cautionary tale from the NFT era about treasure, memory, and the very real pain of losing access to what matters most. The final song was created by Jonathan Mann from the winning community prompt, but the gerbil itself was always titled The Gerbil Who Lost His Seeds. NGMI was only part of the surrounding meme language and chorus, not the gerbil’s proper name.
REKTgerbil
Poor ol' #REKTgerbil just wanted to be a musician, and knew if he could just make enough to quit his job, he'd be a star. So he put all his earnings into safe, solid investments for years but he wasn't getting rich. Finally he did enough research to feel good reinvesting it all into a surefire blue chip NFT mint. He slaved his way into the Moon Jird Country Club dutch auction white list, bought all the $GERB coins he thought he'd need, and had gas at the ready. Mint day came and he won the gas wars (at great expense) but came away with two pre-reveal Gerbil Crates. The crates turned into piles of straw, and their value doubled overnight. He held out for reveal, which finally came at the end of an epic ARG campaign, which he'd had to quit his job to participate in. His gerbils both revealed themselves to be super rare! Offers came pouring in, more than enough for him to realize his dream. He got a DM offering twice what everyone else was offering. He went to the trading site that was suggested, and with visions of guitar solos in sold-out stadiums flashing in his eyes, accepted the life-changing offer. (We all know what happened next.) And that's the story of the sad, slow-moving Jird-tattooed Gerbil with the lifeless eyes who took your fast food order this morning.
PEPEgerbil
#PEPEgerbil is besotted, obsessed by their precious, They cradle it, love it, perhaps it's devine. This NFT pairs with a physical painting of mixed technique on canvas, size 24x30cm by Pepelangelo. Only the the owner of the physical can see what is uniquely precious.
TheOrdinalGerbil
Once upon a time, there was a gerbil named #TheOrdinalGerbil who had a passion for technology and coding. One day, he discovered NFTs and became obsessed with the concept. He spent weeks developing a program that inscribed NFTs onto the Bitcoin blockchain using ordinals, and his program quickly gained popularity. People from all over the world would send him their digital assets, and he would turn them into NFTs inscribed onto the blockchain using ordinals. He became known as the #TheOrdinalGerbil and his reputation grew as more and more people used his program to create unique and cool digital assets. #TheOrdinalGerbil loved his work and continued to create NFTs inscribed using ordinals on the Bitcoin blockchain for many years. He was proud of his contribution to the world of digital assets and knew that he had found his true calling in life. Collection viewable here: https://magiceden.io/ordinals/marketplace/tog AR compatible - Download the Artivive app, point it at the image of The Ordinal Gerbil and he will come to life in front of youHigh-res Images - https://gateway.pinata.cloud/ipfs/QmWuZgXVya1i8ZmNQ4totws4CTNamfUiC8Mdf6WfH1M8z4/ Inscriptions can be found here: Gerbil 1 - 440367 https://ordinals.com/inscription/7dc497c46887cff35f75682f6038db825880144fe36ba2c67d68af43163e2b06i0 Gerbil 2 - 440442 https://ordinals.com/inscription/2a971d1b3c514e7909a0d74b84dbdbf07f1899c6a2f3d3e87e0778cd4f1a015bi0 Gerbil 3 - 440716 https://ordinals.com/inscription/c036d5d18a5cc796a3f0964d06495a7fc7d9ebc4c564d1d8624b14d1b32cb5b5i0 Gerbil 4 - 440912 https://ordinals.com/inscription/bfdf53af0f7c7c2a842a2ef685c1bfda07aef7277f6c2c63e033aa882bb45022i0 Gerbil 5 - 441216 https://ordinals.com/inscription/0cffd74dc323c66a2bc000bcdda64235dc0d3753eaea3205d68e00fb6cce47b9i0 Gerbil 6 - 441726 https://ordinals.com/inscription/8516850bbf33aee17d8c361d6098a1909bcf6c4f774be4fae264884747ab8a76i0 Gerbil 7 - 442201 https://ordinals.com/inscription/b9c603f7de902017c8e87d0c14d4c696bfd3e4d72eaa33ca41661c477f7a2e73i0 Gerbil 8 - 442327 https://ordinals.com/inscription/daca97f25da5ea2e1daeec2f5d6bfb7180fb796ddebe3a73cbbeb20cff152a46i0 Gerbil 9 - 442432 https://ordinals.com/inscription/dac64ba38572b9c458d26d8734f535ac2235c91aa1c30c669f914d11dd162ed5i0 Gerbil 10 - 442454 https://ordinals.com/inscription/e1e76b09866653242278a3c88dac09306f32cfa33cf5c00ebf08f5c399aabf75i0 Gerbil 11 - 442529 https://ordinals.com/inscription/3d66eeec4ca4c5dc9ba29d1066885a12135bc3bbc23036ac472f1517e865bfb0i0 Gerbil 12 - 442633 https://ordinals.com/inscription/2f43a49aec2e8b82c2974e3f0fa34ce87b17e5a3b3434d400bd988b72a9410f0i0 Gerbil 13 - 442735 https://ordinals.com/inscription/b16c578a53ab699366aebc4868f7e4360c83d97808d73b6bb7d569bf8a0f347ei0
BraveNewGerbil
#BraveNewGerbil came to herself at the beginning of a hallway, that appeared to have no end. She gazed about for a moment finding rough stone walls and a dirt floor. She only had one way to go, so her journey began. She pushed ahead investigating the rooms that appeared on either side of the hallway. She saw gerbils fighting for dominance. She was not afraid of being hurt in the fray, but she had no desire to harm others and so her journey continued. She came upon another room filled with food. She noticed some gerbils consuming food gluttonously, while others survived on scraps. She could discern no reason why some benefited more than others. She was beckoned by the gluttons to join them. She would not and so her journey continued. She investigated many rooms as she moved down the seemingly infinite hallway. Some rooms where mad eyed gerbils greedily protected shiny metals or gems. Some rooms where gerbils in blue suits, with red ties, argued endlessly about everything and accomplished nothing. As she moved down the hallway, she had many opportunities to benefit, personally, by entering a room but always the cost was too high and so her journey continued. As she traveled the hallway changed around her, stone walls gave way to concrete and then steel. The dirt floor transitioned to wood, then obsidian. Finally, she stood at another precipice as the floor turned to light and the walls gave way to an endless void. An older gerbil sat at the border, his simple wooden chair leaned against the wall as he reclined precipitously back, apparently dozing. She reached to shake him awake and his head lifted revealing a warm smile. "Haven't found a room to your liking?" #BraveNewGerbil shook her head in the negative looking forward and back. The older gerbil said, "nothing but possibilities before you." #BraveNewGerbil replied "Will it be better?" The older gerbil shrugged, "that is up to you! The fact that you weren't drawn to any of the opportunities before this place gives me hope. Hope that you, and other truly brave gerbils like you, will make it better", and so her journey continued.
CastlePartyGerbil
Party Gerbil was horrified. He had been sure that dressing as as a punk musketeer riding a mechanical unicorn with a metal parrot on his shoulder would ensure he was unique, but it turns out that many other gerbils had also arrived wearing costumes of randomly generated traits. He was in danger of becoming the worst thing a party gerbil could be: a follower! He needed an edge, an angle, a point of difference. The line moved forward and the man at the gate introduced himself - “Jones, Trevor Jones. Welcome to the castle.“ Seizing the moment, Party Gerbil responded “Hello, my name is Castle Party Gerbil, and my party trick is…” By @thirdman_gareth
CensoredGerbil
#CensoredGerbil is a very very famous gerbil, now, nobody knows his name right? Yeah, nobody knows his name, so he just goes by CG, Censored Gerbil. Now, CG gets up to a lot with the rich and famous and shameless. People we all know who they are but we don’t know their names, because the Censored Gerbil keeps it. So, you know, it’s like he has a slogan - doesn’t he have a slogan? - Yeah, ‘Whatever Happens in the Tube, Stays in the Tube’. That’s his slogan, that’s his saying right? So thats all we know about the Censored Gerbil, but it’s actually a thing! By @DaarvidRules Note: The primary Censored Gerbil is on Ethereum. Edition variants are available on Base via Manifold.
G-Ra
She was the beloved gerbil pet of the chief of the mysterious city of El Dorado. One autumn day, She fell ill and the chief prayed day and night for a full week for her recovery, but She edged ever closer to death with each passing hour. On the seventh day of prayer, when it was clear that She would not get better, the earth split... directly beneath the gerbil. A geyser of liquid gold spewed out, sending She flying and forcing the city folk to run for cover as it enveloped the city in gold. The chief did not run for cover, and instead cried tears of grief and anger as the molten gold rained down on him. His final thought was that the gods had forsaken him. But he had not been forsaken. The golden geyser had lifted She to unimaginable heights, and held her in place high above the city. As she soaked in warm sunlight and bounced on an unending outpouring of gold, she began to transform into a being of pure golden light. She marveled at the city below, and the transformation it was undergoing. Then she felt a presence surrounding her. It was the spirit of her former owner, the chief of the City of El Dorado, whose soul now fused with her own. Together, they became She-Ra, the mystical Golden Gerbil, spreader of warmth, and protector of El Dorado.
Pending Gerbil
The #PendingGerbil drew his breath nervously. Fail Dropped Dropped and Replaced There were nothing in this world he feared more. He looked at the chords that crossed the abyss in front of him. They were loaded with pending gerbils, clinging for their life. No open space to be seen. The world machine creaked under the load. As the wheel turned and settled on a new block with a load bang, the chords vibrated, and short shrieks were heard as tired paws lost their grip and the gerbils fell into oblivion. #PendingGerbil closed his eyes, sent a short prayer to @VitalikButerin, and took the leap. Pending Gerbil is a very special collaboration with the highly acclaimed artist duo Hackatao who joined us as our first guest artist to celebrate our first full year of NonFunGerbils. We had 21 fantastic entries with the winning entry written by @Werekitty1 and the 4 runners up who also received a Pending Gerbil were @thegoodnunes, @Alanfalcon, @SnottySnake and @The_Flaz.
LisbonGerbils2024
Luke, George, DragoNate and Brego are off wreaking havoc and having a party at NFC 2024! They are interacting, entertaining and collaborating with the attendees, creating music, beats and smiles. Out of this a new creation will be born ❤️ This NFT was given away in Lisbon for the 2024 Non Fungible Conference where NonFunGerbils collaborated with Brego to present Beat Diver. https://x.com/NonFunGerbils https://x.com/Bregobbx https://x.com/beat_diver