CensoredGerbil
#CensoredGerbil is a very very famous gerbil, now, nobody knows his name right? Yeah, nobody knows his name, so he just goes by CG, Censored Gerbil. Now, CG gets up to a lot with the rich and famous and shameless. People we all know who they are but we don’t know their names, because the Censored Gerbil keeps it. So, you know, it’s like he has a slogan - doesn’t he have a slogan? - Yeah, ‘Whatever Happens in the Tube, Stays in the Tube’. That’s his slogan, that’s his saying right? So thats all we know about the Censored Gerbil, but it’s actually a thing! By @DaarvidRules Note: The primary Censored Gerbil is on Ethereum. Edition variants are available on Base via Manifold.
Token ID: 36
Number of CensoredGerbils: 1
Born: 23 May 2024
Given away: Episode 50
Written by: @DaarvidRules
Art by: @Hueviews
Video version of Censored Gerbil.
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews I have insider info on CG, the world famous #CensoredGerbil
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews Chilly the #CensoredGerbil was miserable. He'd been born with a strange malady. Any time he tried to say something nice about anyone, his vocal chords would constrict and he'd spit out a black bar. People would get offended, assuming the worst. This made the gerbil retreat into…
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews Censorsed Gerbil, brave and bold, Unveiled the secrets that were told, But her words were hushed, no light unfurled, The seed phrase of the crypto world. In the shadows, she stood her ground, Seeking truth in words profound, Silenced whispers, yet undeterred, Censorsed Gerbil,…
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews #CensoredGerbil woke up one BEEP morning in his BEEP BEEP and went to get himself some BEEP and a cup of BEEP. Then he took his BEEP to BEEP and parked outside a BEEP bookstore. He went inside and walked straight to the BEEP BEEP.
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews Julian the #CensoredGerbil couldn't remain silent about the wrongs he saw in the world. His exposés and protests soon attracted the attention of the censors, who began to gradually unpick and unravel his life, sending him tailspinning down the memory hole.
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews Betsy Gerbil was a stunner, she made a living shaking her tail. The bad banks did not approve, and froze her out 😱 Now, this didn’t stop Betsy - she saw the demand & knew her worth. She squeaked a few bleeps and moved right over to minting her #CensoredGerbil tail on ETH 😉
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews In the shadowy groves of Crypto-Land, where trees contort like twisted market charts, our naive gerbil heroine, Cinna, embarks on a risky venture into a centralized exchange. Unbeknownst to her, hidden perils lurk.
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews I walked into my favorite dive bar after a long and tiring day of work. I scanned the bar for any of the regulars with whom I could waste time and was utterly shocked to see a gerbil sitting at the bar nursing a drink, in a shot glass. The shot glass looked enormous in his tiny…
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@NonFunGerbils @hueviews George the Gerbil was sat on the roadside contemplating life, in the space of 1 morning George had lost his job, his girlfriend and his apartment. And to complete the picture it started to rain.
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