Prepper Gerbil

@The_Flaz Dusk and the crickets chirped. #PrepperGerbil's features hard to read under the peak of his MAGA hat but if anything display the smugness that comes with being proven right. He was ready. His children had finished their daily crossbow training and his AR-15 cleaned and oiled. Sat in the old rocking chair the screen door flapped and he glanced at the tattoo, his mantra. 'A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed'. "No Sir, it won't" he whispered. @Werekitty1 #PrepperGerbil had known it all along that a disaster was bound to happen, sooner or later, and now the day was finally here. He looked back to his deep tunnels filled up with all kind of useful stuff over several years. Then he sealed off the entrance and sat down happily in his chamber with a large chunk of aged cheese. No more would anyone laugh of him because his grandmother was a hamster. @thirdmandesign Prepper gerbil didn’t know if her grandmama had digital assets in mind when she said “Always buy extra in troubled times”... For sure, generative space travellers, crypto punks and listed edition edition art wasn’t quite the same as stocking up on tinned peaches in the great nut famine of ‘03, but she felt it was a good maxim to live by and wasn’t willing to risk letting grandmama down.... As her eye was drawn to the ‘1/1’ label on screen, she whispered “This ones for you, grandmama” @Alanfalcon #PrepperGerbil hasn't seen the sun. Ever. They have not smelled fresh air. They also have not worked a day in their life, never lacked for toilet paper, nor for canned cheeseburgers. Their great (x6) grandgerbil prepped for this 21 years ago, and now they are set for generations. @An0nym0usNobody #preppergerbil was just like any other gerbil before “The Virus” entered his reality through his TV set. He has since bartered it away for a pallet of toilet paper and 21 cases of water. Bartered away his Ford Fiat for a .50 cal Desert Eagle and a bottle of hand sanitizer. @BinaryAssets #PrepperGerbil has been preparing for a pandemic his whole life. Bunker? Heavy check mark 500 Gallons of Water? Heavy check mark MREs? Heavy check mark 10,000 rounds of ammo? You know it! What's more powerful: A deadly virus or a bunker full of bullets? #PrepperGerbil is ready to find out! @Flowbot44 Some gerbils call it being paranoid Some gerbils call it being a hoarder The #PrepperGerbil calls it just another day and welcomes everyone to his world @logic_beer smoking meth in his mommas trailer while sharing conspiracy theories on Facebook with the few people that haven't blocked/unfollowed him yet. frantically looking out the window for the NSA agents that have been spying on him for years. J1mmyeth #PrepperGerbil was in a state of panic - where do they put their ETH when facing global depression? food? toilet paper?..converting to fiat is too daunting with money machine going BRRRRR so they decided to buy @AvaStarsNFT instead. on-chain, durable NFTs. yes.