ElonGerbil

#ElonGerbil has big dreams, There's more to him that Doge in memes. When he was just a gerbil pup, He decided the best direction was up. Travels tunnels at Mach five, Might be the smartest Gerbil alive.With his laced up little cyborg brain, He could be anything but Mundane. Only eats with a silver spoon, He has no plans to stop at the Moon. He showed us how he linked the stars, Now we're heading off to Mars

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil @NonFunGerbils Elon is an Hamster. He pretends he is a Gerbil. Elon makes toasters. He pretends they are super galactic rockets Elon has some funny mental issues. He pretends he is a Genius Elon is in fact Leon - It was far less fun. We love Elon <3

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@NonFunGerbils He's done it all, electric gerbil wheel, check; tiny flamethrowers, check; gerbilNet Matrix, check! While most gerbils wait for the moon, #ElonGerbil takes it a step further and goes Mars! This gerbil has lofty aspirations, so lofty; he needs rockets to reach them.

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil is quite mad He hasn't slept the last decade As he eats his radioactive cheese he says: "For me it is rather clear; I need my brain to be nuclear!" @NonFunGerbils

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@NonFunGerbils @elonmusk #ElonGerbil is the ultimate meme of an idle game came to life. Short walkthrough: Level #1: Tap tap tap, microtransactions becoming bigger and bigger. You got it pal, pay pay pay and let's sell and get to level 2.

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil He pays more in alimony than most gerbils will ever see. Both his car and his truck run carbon emission free. He makes up for this, however, when launching rockets into space. Doing what NASA said was impossible and rubbing it in their face.

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@NonFunGerbils #elongerbil It was the year 2050. @elonmusk would be welcoming his 110th born in the coming days. Another boy. He had run out of numbers and was searching for inspiration for the chosen name. He walked to his spaceship to access the twitterverse from Mars. 1/3

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil is a mastermind, very fond of humankind. Electricity is a his expertise, in fast cars that you can lease. #ElonGerbil ventures to space, but stays grounded and knows his place. Do you know him? Because he knows you. A modern day Santa, without the suit.

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1/2 @NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil has called GerBill Gates yet again. 'Elon, for the hundredth time. I'm well aware you overtook me on the world's richest list. Now if you don't mind I need to get back to some very important charity work' A pause.

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil is a mysterious mad scientist. He builds a spaceship to Mars. He creates POAP and gave to his species, asked them to head to POAP FUN to win a seat on the spaceship. @NonFunGerbils

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@NonFunGerbils So now he's changed his name to #ElonGerbil ? Removed the "M" in front of elon? This is the photo of him before he was famous, I took it from behind

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Never one to disappoint his ever-growing legion of Gerbil followers, #ElonGerbil created The Boring Company. To which on the release of the ‘not a flamethrower’ he decried, “let there be light”! (2/2)

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#ElonGirbil is a wizard who has many feats. He also provides his patrons with amazing treats. SpaceX, Tesla and Paypal to name a few, he is one of the few 21st century geniuses, you know that’s true. @NonFunGerbils 1/2

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil Far inside the asteroid belt in space long gone are the days of mars. Where a few scifi gerbils now live inside the catacombs of the Asteroid Nars. One gerbil sticks his head out into the matter to see a floating neural link.Something of greater

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Secret code baby names & twisting whiskers with stars - Rumors about #ElonGerbil move faster than Tesla cars. Doge and bitcoin alike, envied by plebs conversing at bars To the moon the plebs say - but they all wrong, target's Mars!

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil grew up with big dreams, and developed magical powers to realize those dreams. He came to be able to manifest reality just by Tweeting a word or two. He would Tweet things like "gaming monkey" just to test the limits of his powers. There were none. 1/2

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#ElonGerbil is a brilliant gerbil who is developing new technologies for all of gerbil-kind. Sometimes other gerbils doubt him but they often eat their words! @NonFunGerbils

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