ForkingGerbil

@NonFunGerbils 1/2 “Fork the forking forkers!” Cried #forkinggerbil to the maximalists. Just then, @rogerkver stepped up with his fork. “Fork You!” The crowd screamed. Then, @CraigWright and @CalvinAyre stepped up with an even shittier fork. “Fork Off!” Yelled the crowd.

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@NonFunGerbils #ForkingGerbil rolled over exhausted and uttered the immortal line

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@NonFunGerbils 1/2 ForkingGerbil stood at a crossroads. He closed his eyes, and imagined taking the first path ... he pictured a cozy stroll past ancient maples, the leaves just starting to transform into their autumnal hue. A cool breeze tickled his fur. He smiled.

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@NonFunGerbils 20 days later, Mother had 2 boys curled in the wood chips, but Winter was coming & only enough sunflowETH for 1. Which to keep? George was longer than Luke (6 vs 4cm) so he got the #ForkingGerbil onesie. Dark Gerbils quietly absconded with Luke to keep him aliv...

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@NonFunGerbils 1/5 The world machine had been making weird noises for some time now. The gerbils collapsed inn their sleeping quarters after another hard turn at the wheel, trying to save as many #PendingGerbil's as possible from oblivion. @NonFunGerbils #ForkingGerbil

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@NonFunGerbils “Hey fitness fans! Are you ready to get #forking?!?! Say au revoir Pilates, say sayonara Zumba and adios CrossFit. It’s time to get fit with Forking - the best thing on the fitness scene since the romans stopped releasing lions! Swap your workout for a FORKou...

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@NonFunGerbils No inspiration for a story this time except for cheeky uses of the word forking 😁so i tried a haiku, hope you like it: A precious seed chain Exploit chaos all is lost Forkingerbil saves

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@NonFunGerbils 1/3 Should it be a hard or soft fork, pondered the #ForkingGerbil . After all, the repeated squeaks of “fork this” were persistent and growing louder, but they were not clear on which path to take. As if it were even a choice, really...

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@NonFunGerbils 1/4 DNA, genome decoding, cell therapy, cloning, fork gerbil research... genetics is upsetting NFT knowledge, but beyond that, it could change our assets. While the satisfying prospects are immense, there are also risks: abandon, cloning, genetic discriminatio...

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