G-Ra

She was the beloved gerbil pet of the chief of the mysterious city of El Dorado. One autumn day, She fell ill and the chief prayed day and night for a full week for her recovery, but She edged ever closer to death with each passing hour. On the seventh day of prayer, when it was clear that She would not get better, the earth split... directly beneath the gerbil. A geyser of liquid gold spewed out, sending She flying and forcing the city folk to run for cover as it enveloped the city in gold. The chief did not run for cover, and instead cried tears of grief and anger as the molten gold rained down on him. His final thought was that the gods had forsaken him. But he had not been forsaken. The golden geyser had lifted She to unimaginable heights, and held her in place high above the city. As she soaked in warm sunlight and bounced on an unending outpouring of gold, she began to transform into a being of pure golden light. She marveled at the city below, and the transformation it was undergoing. Then she felt a presence surrounding her. It was the spirit of her former owner, the chief of the City of El Dorado, whose soul now fused with her own. Together, they became She-Ra, the mystical Golden Gerbil, spreader of warmth, and protector of El Dorado.

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She-Ra was the beloved pet of King Midas whom we all know that as wealthy as King Midas was he eventually starved to death, but as he played with She-Ra and she was turned to gold the beloved kings tears fell upon her, and she was able to move even though she was made of gold. As the king lay dying and all of his gold family stay motionless it was she-ra that received the true magic of gold the love and warmth that was in every gold tear that fell from the king's face. She-Ra was the true Goddess of Gold as she used it, She-Ra would thrive and use her power for good and love Let's not forget that token creators like whaleshark seek out Golden Gerbil for wisdom and to touch the token to turn it to gold, as is her power! The whale token is a prime example of her awesome powers! Skull, Hue, and Matthew from Cent have all payed homage to Golden Gerbil for wisdom and the golden touch.

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The cointelegraph 08 06 2020 She Ra and the golden gerbie scandal It has been a while since Golden Gerbie says Bitcoin is going to crash while gold continues to pump. Using her mystical power, she conviced people Bitcoin isn't good, but it seems to secretly like it. Thank to hacker we trace her secret wallet transactions and now have the proof golden gerbie is just a puppet manipulated by gold maximalist Peter Schiff !

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g-ra gerbil — She-Ra Gerbil checked herself in the mirror. ‘Damn’, she conceded - ‘Covering yourself in gold really does add something to a look’. When her advisors had suggested that just being mystical and godly wasn't enough, and that they wanted her to make more of an entrance it was fair to say she wasn't immediately convinced. But marketing was their business, and now that she had the ‘classic god’ outfit sorted, and her trusty mystic sword in her hand, she had to admit the effect was eye catching. ‘I wonder if they’ll think I’m cosplaying’, an idle thought crossed her mind. Keeping a giggle from escaping, she composed herself into what she hoped was proper mystic godly decorum, and stepped onto the platform: “Behold, for I am She-Ra!”

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