Pending Gerbil
The #PendingGerbil drew his breath nervously. Fail Dropped Dropped and Replaced There were nothing in this world he feared more. He looked at the chords that crossed the abyss in front of him. They were loaded with pending gerbils, clinging for their life. No open space to be seen. The world machine creaked under the load. As the wheel turned and settled on a new block with a load bang, the chords vibrated, and short shrieks were heard as tired paws lost their grip and the gerbils fell into oblivion. #PendingGerbil closed his eyes, sent a short prayer to @VitalikButerin, and took the leap. Pending Gerbil is a very special collaboration with the highly acclaimed artist duo Hackatao who joined us as our first guest artist to celebrate our first full year of NonFunGerbils. We had 21 fantastic entries with the winning entry written by @Werekitty1 and the 4 runners up who also received a Pending Gerbil were @thegoodnunes, @Alanfalcon, @SnottySnake and @The_Flaz.
Number of Pending Gerbils: 23
Born: 29 July 2020
Given away: Episode 19
Written by: @Werekitty1
Art by: @Hackatao
Collaboration: Hackatao
Entries submitted by the community for Pending Gerbil using #PendingGerbil
@NonFunGerbils #PendingGerbil couldn't sleep, too excited about a recently purchased #NonFunGerbils NFT. After waiting hours for the transaction to confirm, she checks her wallet once again to see...
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My #PendingGerbil: The gerbil went to put his NFTs up for lending, ‘Cause he’d found an opportunity for spending, But he found his wallet had been hacked, and feared his collection had been ransacked... Then he saw that the theif’s transaction was still pending! @NonFunGer...
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@NonFunGerbils #pendinggerbil #pen #ding A gerbil had a pen and the pen had a ding, The gerbil put a ding in every fucking thing, Every thing had a ding that the gerbil slammed down, Except his prized possession that was made by @Hackatao
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1/2 Hey @NonFunGerbils Really excited about this one. Just sending my entry for #PendingGerbil but first wanted to say congrats for the great podcasts and for having @Hackatao involved. Very cool. Hoping mine makes the top 5 🙏. It was a tough one but anyway... #PendingGerbil ...
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#PendingGerbil kicked herself for submitting a transaction before checking on gas prices. she paid too little, now must wait 57 days (according to @etherscan ) or "speed up" her transaction. waiting for tx to clear is like watching paint dry. @NonFunGerbils
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao Awaiting the opening of her cage, #PendingGerbil ‘s anxiety is replete. She breathes, she thinks, and runs around, so Turing says she‘s complete. But is she Alive or Dead? Erwin has his doubt. He opens the lid to confirm the bid. Alas, no gas - Sh...
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao 1/2 Once upon a blockchain near me, browsing OpenSea listings leery, Is the @AvastarsNFT bundle that I've been eyeing truly epic, or - Alas, the gas spikes neverending, all the tx are stuck pending;
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao @NonFunGerbils #PendingGerbil is the timid, sweet gerbil that always wonders what awaits it on the other side of the Aether. Will it ever see what exists beyond the great unknown? Or will pending gerbil watch in silence as Success gerbil with 400gwe...
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@NonFunGerbils Dear Mom,I still haven't gotten the cookies you sent.Councelor Meta said the mail has been slow but expects it soon,she mentioned something about gas and a train or chain?I dunno..I got bored and started staring out at the lake.
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao 1/ Pending gerbil was coming to terms with the idea that people didn’t like him very much. He decided to compose a song that people could sing while waiting for him, in the hopes that it might improve his brand image....
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@NonFunGerbils #PendingGerbil The poor and broken gerbil has been sitting at his similarly broken desk for what seems like ages. The outside world had past him by and dismissed him as a failure.
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@NonFunGerbils #PendingGerbil has a mild case of carpal tunnel from the constant strumming of her fidget spinner. Her lack of sun exposure due to countless hours of screen time has left her coat bright and her eyes determined as she waits for the blockchain to churn.
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@NonFunGerbils After what seemed like weeks of painstaking crafting and then patiently rendering her latest piece, #PendingGerbil was ready to release her creation to the world.
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao 1/ What if #PendingGerbil was the super hero who could put all sad things of our world to pending status indefinitely?
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao 2/ Dear #PendingGerbil, please use your super powers and set a pending status to all spread of diseases, wars, food shortages, inequalities and whatever you feel it can be in pending status forever.
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#PendingGerbil wants to send crypto to his family in #Venezuela must make transactions in Ethereum immediately thought about the amount of gas he must spend, decided to trust 1 of his family and deliver the tokens to everyone #EverythingIsBasedOnTrustCrypto @NonFunGerbils
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao 1/4 @NonFunGerbils The #PendingGerbil drew his breath nervously. Fail Dropped Dropped and Replaced There were nothing in this world he feared more.
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1/3 @NonFunGerbils #PendilGerbil PENDING gerbil or his about to happen transaction It is always Problematic when you want to get involve in the blockchain. For him what he read about crypto looks like Evasive instuctions that is hard to understand for a Noob.
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@NonFunGerbils At first I was afraid I was petrified Keep thinking I could never live with my with my tx pending, I wanted to die. But then I spent so many tries to send eth to myself, thinking how I did wrong And I grew strong and begged a miner to push it alonggggg https...
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao Gerbil logged in, found eth for spending! Joined Discord communities to get to friending. Needed some advice on what to buy, Submitted their bids and let out a big sigh! Hopped on the wheel until tx success Poor #PendingGerbil is now a hot mess 😓🐭
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@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao 1. This is a tale of a love that never could be, of a gerboy named Pending and a gergirl named Bree. They met at the annual desert festival burning rodent, partied hard, smelt one another, oh what an event!
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@NonFunGerbils #PendingGerbil Pendy's business meeting with ICO Gerbil the week prior went perfectly. She had all the information she needed to launch the next great, game changing coin the world never asked for but desperately needed.
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