ICOGerbil

Chad was a boy gerbil She was a girl gerbil Can I make it any more obvious? He was a cypherpunk Karen was her sobriquet What more can I say? She wanted him He'd never tell Secretly he wanted her as well But all of his friends Stuck up their nose They had a problem with her trendy clothes She was a VSCO girl He said, "see you later, girl" Her gains weren’t good enough for him His charts promised moon He maintained it was coming soon He needed to come back down to earth Five years from now He sits at home Clicking on Reddit, he’s all alone He checks the front page And what do you know Karen’s got an ICO He calls up his friends They’ve already seen And they’ve all got scripts to buy in He gets in too Joins with the crowd Pays the ICO Gerbil that he turned down