RugPullGerbil

Rug pull gerbil was in deep trouble but it wasn’t he who made the bubble he just made the bubble pop sure he pamped sure he shilled it was his token even still he got a little high on his own supply but that was just dog foodin didn’t mean nothin by it ringing the bells blowing the whistles stress testing all was bona fide but then the speculators circled like hungry sharks pushed the chart in a parabolic arc it was them damned token vultures that swooped in low and shopped it til it dropped he never wanted to make mom and pop token farmer cry but the snow was thick and deep and he had lambos to buy

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#RugPullGerbil Thursday night, quietly sleeping on the $400 rug in front of the fireplace. Unexpectedly the rug is pulled as the whole (sell) wall falls in front of him. He wakes up while dreaming a house full of $10K rugs...

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Rugpull gerbil is someone looked up to; someone that everyone seeks to be. And I mean everyone. Rugpull gerbil was high on the charts with their new coin this past week... Rugpull gerbil came out with a statement over the recent controversy of their smart contract: "Your transactions are secure, I promise you that. Our contract has been audited by a trusted partner. No delegations here unlike those digital yams! Our team promises to keep you updated and post more information about how we are keeping your funds safe!" Everyone liked that. Not only could they grab a piece of the highly popular "Rugpull gerbil coin" (patent pending) They were also being a part of a community; a place of dreamers, believers and just a cool overall gerbil. Rugpull gerbil's eyes always had that small sparkle each time they spoke. Writing about rugpull gerbil these past few weeks has been an adventure. I hope to see you all next time! signed Blogger Gerbil "Man, what a day! Tomorrow is gonna be huge for Rugpull's coin" Blogger Gerbil decided to head to bed early to not miss out on any excitement. Upon awakening and opening Blogger Gerbil's phone: "Breaking news! Rugpull gerbil has fled the scene taking with them 3 million gerbil coins! More news later!" And that was that. Rugpull gerbil had been trusted by many, but they didn't want anyone's trust... they just wanted the money. A quick way to accumulate wealth and leave. It wasn't any different at all! It was just another hit and run incident...

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Every day, when the clock struck noon, Rug Pull Gerbil scurried out of his burrow towards the Tokyo underground, boarded a train and disembarked at the Ginza district. Two blocks later, he reached his destination. Hot pink neon lights blaring for all to see - SUSHI SOUL - home of the biggest and best sushi train in town. Rug Pull Gerbil had made this same journey for the past fifteen years of his life - never skipping a day. Rug Pull Gerbil, this tiny ferret with a huge penchant for raw fish whizzing before him on a track of deliciousness, boasted an unsurpassed love for all things sushi. Nigari, Tako, Uni, Inari. He did not discriminate. The SUSHI SOUL Chef, loved Rug Pull Gerbil. The two of them had their own farewell ritual. When Rug Pull Gerbil turned to exit after his sushi fill, he would turn to the Chef and declare "Sushi is my life". Time went by and this ritual continued. On one ominous day in September, when the winds outside caused the neon sign to shudder, Rug Pull Gerbil made his predictable journey. Nothing could prepare the Chef for what would follow. For on this particular day Rug Pull Gerbil stacked his plates for the last time, turned his back on the train and, in a moment which is etched into the Chef's mind forever, turned to him and declared "Tomorrow, I eat PIZZA".

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