REKTgerbil
Poor ol' #REKTgerbil just wanted to be a musician, and knew if he could just make enough to quit his job, he'd be a star. So he put all his earnings into safe, solid investments for years but he wasn't getting rich. Finally he did enough research to feel good reinvesting it all into a surefire blue chip NFT mint. He slaved his way into the Moon Jird Country Club dutch auction white list, bought all the $GERB coins he thought he'd need, and had gas at the ready. Mint day came and he won the gas wars (at great expense) but came away with two pre-reveal Gerbil Crates. The crates turned into piles of straw, and their value doubled overnight. He held out for reveal, which finally came at the end of an epic ARG campaign, which he'd had to quit his job to participate in. His gerbils both revealed themselves to be super rare! Offers came pouring in, more than enough for him to realize his dream. He got a DM offering twice what everyone else was offering. He went to the trading site that was suggested, and with visions of guitar solos in sold-out stadiums flashing in his eyes, accepted the life-changing offer. (We all know what happened next.) And that's the story of the sad, slow-moving Jird-tattooed Gerbil with the lifeless eyes who took your fast food order this morning.
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@NonFunGerbils 1/ Poor ol' #REKTgerbil just wanted to be a musician, and knew if he could just make enough to quit his job, he'd be a star. So he put all his earnings into safe, solid investments for years but he wasn't getting rich. Finally he did enough research to feel good reinvesting it...
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@NonFunGerbils 1/2 Markets were low, FUD was high Did the music really die? Rekt Gerbil was, well kinda rekt You’d say he’d reached the end In times like this he had no choice It was time to phone a friend
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@NonFunGerbils 1/3 Rekt he was, rekt indeed. RektGerbil just couldn't believe. After many years, planting all these seeds, He was once again down on his knees. Oh mighty market, why you do this to me? All the time we spent creating, and not a single guarantee?
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@NonFunGerbils Markets are like wheels: Up and down, around and around Except… hop off when you’re up Hodl on when you’re down Timing is key, patience more Poor #REKTgerbil got it swapped And ended up on the floor 📉
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@NonFunGerbils 1/ #REKTgerbil looked at the burning forrest in front of him. The air was full of ashes, but now it had started raining and the sight cleared up as the rain washed the air and made the ashes stick to his fur. What had happened?
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@NonFunGerbils "Hardware wallet? Nah, don't think I'll need it." "I'm getting 2700% yield!" "It can't go to zero, right?" "1000x leverage is how the rich get rich!" "Looks a little dodgy but I'm sure it will be fine." "I'm sure it will go up again. . ." Famous last words of #REKTGerbils.
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@NonFunGerbils Rekt Gerbil Rekt Gerbil liked to play, An ordinary gerbil by day, But a gambler at night. He always thought that he was right. FOMO made him go all in, He watched charts rise with a grin. Gerbil watched that crypto pump, Then watched in horror at it dump.
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@NonFunGerbils I'm #REKTgerbil I'm TERRAble I’m a mothafrickin bad bish I went to make me a sammich but I got a Terra vag itch then I tripped on the Luna rug in the kitch -en now I gotta call my mum for Benjamins cos the rent is due my rectum’s hurt and I’m rekt too
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@NonFunGerbils The #REKTgerbil watched his first NFTs go to the moon! He never imagined he would have such luck. Unfortunately he didn’t know how to take profits and his poor NFTs fell right back to earth. Now gerbil has to hope that lightning strikes twice 😱⚡️
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1/3 #REKTgerbil is the master of deception! It can hide in time and space and appears like a snow storm when no one expects it. Last few days have been amazing for #REKTgerbil. A partnership with #FOMOgerbil really paid off and #REKTgerbil is now the most popular gerbil nowadays
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@NonFunGerbils 1/2 A gerbil went all in on LUNA He thought it would go to the moona When he rose from his bed He found out instead That it crashed and he lost a fortuna #REKTgerbil
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