FarmerGerbil

Rumor has it that Farmer Gerbil is the son of two gerbil cousins. It’s a small town. He’s a shit speller too. “STRAWBERRYIELD” is scrawled on the beaten up piece of wood signposting his patch. He is a rodent of mystery. Perceived as an outcast farmer living a solitary existence. Farmer Gerbil appears to take solace in his love of LPs. Unlike his familial relations, his collection is diverse. Bob Marley and the Whale-rs, DeF-i-Leppard and Straight Outta COMPton, to name but a few. Farmer Gerbil dances like no one is watching. And the reality is – no one is watching. The villagers snigger at the inbred farmer with questionable musical taste and dancing ability. But Farmer Gerbil has the last laugh [insert evil laugh]…. Herein lies the untold. Decentralised from the world, unbeknown to the gossip mongers, this village enigma is the cream of his crop. Farmer Gerbil merengues through the land of the Jaredites. Where bounties await and gerbil pharaohs feed on grapes from gerbil cleopatras. An abundance of fruits squirreled away. "Be not deceived: for whatsoever a gerbil soweth, that shall he also reap.”

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Maxis was his father name later to be confused with something unthought at that time... It was 1993 and he was born into an 8-bit world. Those where the hard times, as he couldn't talk to anyone. Growing older he was introduced to networking and something big happened. His village became a ville and everyone started tapping on him like crazy. Click , tap, click, tap, click, tap, OMG! ZYNGGG! Who knew that those taps made him so famous. By the time he got to enjoy his publicity a loud BEEEEEP was heard. Accidentally a barcode scanner scanned his head. The monitor showed $$$MOON$$$ and immediately realized that his net worth was in the Guzillions range. People stopped taping and clicking on him. Instead they trusted him with everything they had. And since then he has been farming anything imaginable from coins to tokens to memes...

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Farmer gerbil lead a life of simplicity. Wake up, have a cup of joe, till the yams, plant the PASTAS (Purely Apples to Apples branded seedlings), and checkin' in on ol' Betty. Anyone came a'knockin' at his door, he'd always have them leave with a smile... and of course a few o' dem rice bags they always a wantin' fer der sushis or whatevers. It was just any other day in the life of a farmer.

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Degen DeFi guy: Morning sir, could we purchase some $bree from you? #FarmerGerbil: We gots no bree but we do makes some fine cheese Degen DeFi guy: $cheese? What's that, a new token? #FarmerGerbil: Token? Er it's mature and strong Degen DeFi guy: Sounds good. Is there a Uniswap pair? #FarmerGerbil: Beg pardon? We don't grow pears. Degen DeFi guy: What's the liquidity of $cheese? #FarmerGerbil: Well you gots to keep it chilled Degen DeFi guy: You mean locked up? #FarmerGerbil: Beg pardon? Degen DeFi guy: Sorry, you are a YIELD farmer? #FarmerGerbil: What's that then? Degen DeFi guy: You know, putting crypto assets to work to generate returns on those assets potentially earning bonuses in the form of governance tokens and suchlike #FarmerGerbil: GET ORF MY LAAAANDD!!

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