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@NonFunGerbils @stina_jones When #BearGerbil came out to play the bulls decided to stay away. The sudden ferocity of this cuddly bear, meant many choose to keep their distance and stare. When is it safe to return, do I need to see an ascending triangle pattern as not to burn? https://t.co/onWsnHrkmv

Never one to disappoint his ever-growing legion of Gerbil followers, #ElonGerbil created The Boring Company. To which on the release of the ‘not a flamethrower’ he decried, “let there be light”! (2/2)

Password accepted, platform rejected, this gerbil is still stuck at the front door. So who is #TheGerbilWhoLostHisSeeds? Over 2 months stranded and still no help, a story that surely makes one welp! 🐹 @NonFunGerbils @songadaymann

@NonFunGerbils @ParisHilton #ThatsHotGerbil An innovator from back in the day, ThatsHotGerbil came to NFTs showing she's got game. Million dollar plus one of one's, this crypto queen came for more than just fun.

@NonFunGerbils An open sea dwelling rodent of considerable wisdom, Scaly Gerbil effortlessly flowed between metaverses of Hopium. Scaly's notoriety came from his solution to The Great Congestion. When Scaly decried to his furry followers, "Be water, my friend". #SuperHeroGerbil