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Bear-gerbil looks around,🐹 Ger-Bull has been on a good run.:logobulls: “It’s time” he growls under his breath, Let’s make sure Ger-Bulls run is done! As they celebrate the all time high, :partyblobcat: Bear-gerbil starts a big landslide, 📉 The numbers all come crashing down, Ger-Bull’s will had been DiFi’d. Now it’s time to hibernate and rest, 💤 Before he settles down into his little cave, He gathers, collects and buys the dip. Then he will hodl and be brave. :strongflex:

#ElonGerbil has big dreams, There's more to him that Doge in memes. When he was just a gerbil pup, He decided the best direction was up. Travels tunnels at Mach five, Might be the smartest Gerbil alive.With his laced up little cyborg brain, He could be anything but Mundane. Only eats with a silver spoon, He has no plans to stop at the Moon. He showed us how he linked the stars, Now we're heading off to Mars

The Gerbil Who Lost His Seeds Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found. It all began wen Gerbil heard the tale of Decentral Forest. Legend has it thats where magic creatures hide. They say if you find the Meta Fox and share your Harvest he will give you secret seeds & an invisible wallet. He found that fox and made the trade but there was a little catch. Meta Fox warned him if anyone sees his secret seeds his bounty would vanish forever. Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found. He quickly went to hide his seeds where noone would ever find them. He gathered all the treasure he could happy with his bounty. But Gerbil hid his seeds so well even he couldn't find them. Now he searches all day, and searches all night. If you ever see him it's quite a sad sight. He learned a lesson he'll never forget. The Gerbil who lost his seeds lives with regret. Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found.

@NonFunGerbils Rekt Gerbil Rekt Gerbil liked to play, An ordinary gerbil by day, But a gambler at night. He always thought that he was right. FOMO made him go all in, He watched charts rise with a grin. Gerbil watched that crypto pump, Then watched in horror at it dump.

Who’s this gerbil we call a star? 🌟 All sparkles and glitter seen from afar. This gerbil is not just a pretty face, She’s a tomboy with lots of grace. Her favorite diamond has 4 paws, 🐶💎 ⚖ She even fights for tougher laws. You should know that she’s self-made, Because her endeavours are well played. ♟ This Gerbil is always on a mission, A real Boss Babe by definition. She had some big shoes to fill, 👠 Never missed a step and dressed to kill. This gerbil doesn’t know how to quit, She’s on top of the world and “Loves It” 🌏❤ She’s more than just an heiress, “That’s hot!”….It’s Paris 🔥🔥🔥

@garyvee @NonFunGerbils #FOMOgerbil is spinning his wheel trying to get ready for 5/5! 😳 It's almost here! @TeamGaryVee

@ToppsDigital @Topps @MLB @AtomicHub @waxstash @nfthiveio @cryptoslamio @NonFunGerbils poor #FOMOGERBIL his fear became reality. Missed another drop :(

@beeple @NonFunGerbils #FOMOgerbil finds out about the @beeple raffle with just minutes left. He scrambles to enter the draw! Too late 😪