SeedVault

Orders in orders out a little helper always works out. Elf is his name, he's a hedger; be careful he owns the ledger! Whales want to double spend, Elf won't let them to attend. Oh! A big transaction coming in, Elf is happy let him win.

Maxis was his father name later to be confused with something unthought at that time... It was 1993 and he was born into an 8-bit world. Those where the hard times, as he couldn't talk to anyone. Growing older he was introduced to networking and something big happened. His village became a ville and everyone started tapping on him like crazy. Click , tap, click, tap, click, tap, OMG! ZYNGGG! Who knew that those taps made him so famous. By the time he got to enjoy his publicity a loud BEEEEEP was heard. Accidentally a barcode scanner scanned his head. The monitor showed $$$MOON$$$ and immediately realized that his net worth was in the Guzillions range. People stopped taping and clicking on him. Instead they trusted him with everything they had. And since then he has been farming anything imaginable from coins to tokens to memes...

#RugPullGerbil Thursday night, quietly sleeping on the $400 rug in front of the fireplace. Unexpectedly the rug is pulled as the whole (sell) wall falls in front of him. He wakes up while dreaming a house full of $10K rugs...

#GerbilofWallStreet the real celebrity of stonks! The best friend of Robin Hood, the ultimate wolf hunter in the dark forest. He's got the power, he's got the guns, he's got the 100x leverage to liquidate everyone at his will. Once he sneezes huge candles appear, trading view goes meow. He holds the keys of the biggest vault. Let him trade, don't go close!