Spazzeh

Farmer gerbil lead a life of simplicity. Wake up, have a cup of joe, till the yams, plant the PASTAS (Purely Apples to Apples branded seedlings), and checkin' in on ol' Betty. Anyone came a'knockin' at his door, he'd always have them leave with a smile... and of course a few o' dem rice bags they always a wantin' fer der sushis or whatevers. It was just any other day in the life of a farmer.

Rugpull gerbil is someone looked up to; someone that everyone seeks to be. And I mean everyone. Rugpull gerbil was high on the charts with their new coin this past week... Rugpull gerbil came out with a statement over the recent controversy of their smart contract: "Your transactions are secure, I promise you that. Our contract has been audited by a trusted partner. No delegations here unlike those digital yams! Our team promises to keep you updated and post more information about how we are keeping your funds safe!" Everyone liked that. Not only could they grab a piece of the highly popular "Rugpull gerbil coin" (patent pending) They were also being a part of a community; a place of dreamers, believers and just a cool overall gerbil. Rugpull gerbil's eyes always had that small sparkle each time they spoke. Writing about rugpull gerbil these past few weeks has been an adventure. I hope to see you all next time! signed Blogger Gerbil "Man, what a day! Tomorrow is gonna be huge for Rugpull's coin" Blogger Gerbil decided to head to bed early to not miss out on any excitement. Upon awakening and opening Blogger Gerbil's phone: "Breaking news! Rugpull gerbil has fled the scene taking with them 3 million gerbil coins! More news later!" And that was that. Rugpull gerbil had been trusted by many, but they didn't want anyone's trust... they just wanted the money. A quick way to accumulate wealth and leave. It wasn't any different at all! It was just another hit and run incident...