Chris

@NonFunGerbils @stina_jones 1/2 It's larger than life, this #BearGerbil. And true to its name, this girl has a growl that will curl your toes. But many people don’t realize that 1559 decibels of her bark actually happen in the unheard ultrasound range, giving this bear quiet hidden power.

@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao Awaiting the opening of her cage, #PendingGerbil ‘s anxiety is replete. She breathes, she thinks, and runs around, so Turing says she‘s complete. But is she Alive or Dead? Erwin has his doubt. He opens the lid to confirm the bid. Alas, no gas - Sh...

@NonFunGerbils 20 days later, Mother had 2 boys curled in the wood chips, but Winter was coming & only enough sunflowETH for 1. Which to keep? George was longer than Luke (6 vs 4cm) so he got the #ForkingGerbil onesie. Dark Gerbils quietly absconded with Luke to keep him aliv...