Gareth Bedford / thethirdman.eth

@NonFunGerbils “A whole new world A new fantastic point of view No one to tell us ‘No’, or where to go Or say we're only dreaming” Dressed like a sailor in the age of discovery, #BraveNewGerbil sang to herself as she gazed toward the horizon and considered the unknown future….

@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart Party Gerbil was horrified. He had been sure that dressing as as a punk musketeer riding a mechanical unicorn with a metal parrot on his shoulder would ensure he was unique, but it turns out that many other gerbils had also arrived wearing costumes of randomly generated traits.

g-ra gerbil — She-Ra Gerbil checked herself in the mirror. ‘Damn’, she conceded - ‘Covering yourself in gold really does add something to a look’. When her advisors had suggested that just being mystical and godly wasn't enough, and that they wanted her to make more of an entrance it was fair to say she wasn't immediately convinced. But marketing was their business, and now that she had the ‘classic god’ outfit sorted, and her trusty mystic sword in her hand, she had to admit the effect was eye catching. ‘I wonder if they’ll think I’m cosplaying’, an idle thought crossed her mind. Keeping a giggle from escaping, she composed herself into what she hoped was proper mystic godly decorum, and stepped onto the platform: “Behold, for I am She-Ra!”