Gareth Bedford

@NonFunGerbils #LibertyGerbil wondered what a statue of anger would look like, because she was tired of everyone missing the point. Tired of folks using her to avoid taking responsibility. As if her presence was some magical pill that meant they didn't have to think about the...

@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao 1/ Pending gerbil was coming to terms with the idea that people didn’t like him very much. He decided to compose a song that people could sing while waiting for him, in the hopes that it might improve his brand image....

Click! Treasure hunt gerbil was confident. She had a map. A boat. A compass. A bonafide pirate, she was. It did, however, concern her that she didn’t know exactly what she was looking for. They may say that one persons trash is another persons treasure, but she was in the mood for a real loot pile. Entering randomly generated hash characters into opensea was like sailing blind... without the scurvy and wildly inappropriate attitudes towards people without cannons. Whale alert! All hands on deck! Gold Rush! The metaphors were becoming strained, but she knew the sweet booty could be just a click away. And click.... And click.

@NonFunGerbils “Hey fitness fans! Are you ready to get #forking?!?! Say au revoir Pilates, say sayonara Zumba and adios CrossFit. It’s time to get fit with Forking - the best thing on the fitness scene since the romans stopped releasing lions! Swap your workout for a FORKou...