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@NonFunGerbils I don't actually know #BallerGerbil but I imagine he is sitting in his cage browsing through his massive @nba_topshot collection dreaming of step back 3s, no look dimes and sick dunks. He has this on repeat https://t.co/cNMvm2QDMZ

@NonFunGerbils Unlike many, #BraveNewGerbil hasn't been hibernating during this crypto winter He's been foraging for information and storing knowledge like acorns. Now he can see the dawn and it's a glorious one. Its first rays are thawing markets and waking dormant collectors. Gonna be epic

ElfGerbil can't use twitter as Santa banned social media in the run-up to christmas. He asked me to send this audio description of himself by his new friend Flaz Jr

1/2 @NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil has called GerBill Gates yet again. 'Elon, for the hundredth time. I'm well aware you overtook me on the world's richest list. Now if you don't mind I need to get back to some very important charity work' A pause.

Degen DeFi guy: Morning sir, could we purchase some $bree from you? #FarmerGerbil: We gots no bree but we do makes some fine cheese Degen DeFi guy: $cheese? What's that, a new token? #FarmerGerbil: Token? Er it's mature and strong Degen DeFi guy: Sounds good. Is there a Uniswap pair? #FarmerGerbil: Beg pardon? We don't grow pears. Degen DeFi guy: What's the liquidity of $cheese? #FarmerGerbil: Well you gots to keep it chilled Degen DeFi guy: You mean locked up? #FarmerGerbil: Beg pardon? Degen DeFi guy: Sorry, you are a YIELD farmer? #FarmerGerbil: What's that then? Degen DeFi guy: You know, putting crypto assets to work to generate returns on those assets potentially earning bonuses in the form of governance tokens and suchlike #FarmerGerbil: GET ORF MY LAAAANDD!!

1/3 #TheGerbilofHonour had only good intentions when he met with #DeFiGerbil and #ICOGerbil to discuss an idea. The project he then created with #FarmerGerbil was going well. Even #MoonGerbil and #100xLeverageGerbil said so and they we notoriously hard to please. @NonFunGerbi... Twitter•26/10/2020, 12:28

@NonFunGerbils #TheGerbilofWallStreet Since trading penny stocks, racking up commissions #TheGerbilofWallStreet is increasing his positions. BTC! he was an early adopter Now he's flying to the office in a mini helicopter. Etherium delirium he got in on that too so it's Rolex on his wrist and paws in Jimmy Choo. He's flipped more times than Pranksy, he's a true OG He even schooled Whaleshark on how to NFT. The party in his Metamask wallet is jumping Higher than the moon with his Alts a pumping. He's running with the bulls can't bear to be a bear So pay some respect to this gerbil Billionaire

@NonFunGerbils 1/2 #LibertyGerbil wasn't born free. Her brother #FraternityGerbil didn't feel part or a community or brotherhood in his early life either. Likewise, her sister #EqualityGerbil started without the opportunities and privileges that most gerbils take for granted....

1/3 No problem! @NonFunGerbils This clever little gerbil won't lose the seeds to his MEW which may or may not contain funds including funds on the polygon network because he wrote it down in a clever hidden message.....

1/2 Hey @NonFunGerbils Really excited about this one. Just sending my entry for #PendingGerbil but first wanted to say congrats for the great podcasts and for having @Hackatao involved. Very cool. Hoping mine makes the top 5 🙏. It was a tough one but anyway... #PendingGerbil ...

@NonFunGerbils 1/6 #PEPEgerbil looks down upon the object resting safely in their arms. Like always when this thing is taken in hand, its owner's eyes become glazed, and an enigmatic smile appears upon sausage-like lips.

@NonFunGerbils 1/2 A gerbil went all in on LUNA He thought it would go to the moona When he rose from his bed He found out instead That it crashed and he lost a fortuna #REKTgerbil

@NonFunGerbils 1/3 You all under my influence, I'm a force of nature Started out as a fan, now I'm a creator I'm bringing some heat to this NFT scene This gerbil is more that an Instagram queen

@NonFunGerbils #TheOrdinalGerbil another O.G. Ahead of the curve on BTC. This bitchin' inscription for all to see. Carved on the chain for eternity.

#TreasureHuntGerbil loves obscure references, especially ones that #Millennials are too young to remember. His obsession with the 80's British game show from which he took his name is reflected in his clothes (yellow jumpsuit) and his preferred mode of transport (helicopter) https://youtu.be/XhWNPqAd5Zs ScribasDotCom Treasure Hunt, UK TV Show, opening titles

@NonFunGerbils #ForkingGerbil rolled over exhausted and uttered the immortal line

#TheWhiskeredShadow #SuperHeroGerbil He stands in the rain, cloaked, hooded. The roof overlooking a deserted alley. The time well after midnight. In the distance just visible, the Statue of Liberty Gerbil mocks the sense of freedom he's never felt. Riches yes. Power also, but alone, always alone. Closer to the lowlifes he's sworn to purge from the streets than to any so-called friends. Pain and fear grip him again as hazy memories of his parents swim into view. His parents, killed by a cryptocat. A Cat Woman. She had gotten into their cage somehow. Allowed in maybe?...But by whom? Earlier, the gloomy night was briefly lit by the glow of a gerbil shaped silhouette passing slowly across the sky. His signal. When was the last time I even smiled? he thought as one paw touched, through habit the outline of the concealed blade. The weapon, one of six he carried shaped to resemble himself in cold steel. A noise! Ears and whiskers prick up. The creature he's been waiting for finally opens a rusty back door and steps into the foggy alley. The creature who has only minutes to live. From his utility belt, he attaches a small grappling hook to a smoking chimney and gently abseils down the side of the building…. Inverted. His prey, sensing something, turns and is faced with....with what? With Justice. Or is it Vengeance? A scream doesn't come, only realisation that the end is close. The blade moves silently, stopping at a pulsing jugular. He manages 3 whispered words. 'Who are you?' A pause. 'I'm #TheWhiskeredShadow' breathes a husky voice, low and gravelly from lack of use. Duty and justice served he silently disappears back into the night.

@elonmusk Elon says I've got to get me a bag of that sweet sweet Doge. What's a gerbil to do? #FomoGerbil @NonFunGerbils