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@NonFunGerbils #BallerGerbil breathed slowly as his black eyes scanned quickly over the challenges ahead. He would need to move instantly the moment he heard the click; Jump 10x his height, take a salto in the air through the hoop, and grab the pack that was there, or not.

@NonFunGerbils @stina_jones The #BearGerbil tried to open his eyes. It was painful, sun was so bright on the sky. He tried to breath, but the air was scorching hot. He dragged himself back to his bed, cryptowinter was definetly not over yet, time to sleep some more. @NonFunGerbils @stina_jones

@NonFunGerbils #BraveNewGerbil No one belongs to anyone Everyone belongs to everyone (That’s what CCO is about anyway, isn’t it?) The #BraveNewGerbil looked at his new batch of bottle breeds with enhanced AI capabilities.

@NonFunGerbils @trevorjonesart #CastlePartyGerbil makes his entrance in style. In his tartan kilt He rides the Bitcoin Bull Standing, with a whisky in one hand, a cheese in the other No one dares trash his parties for everyone knows That with bare hands He battles the grumpiest winter Bears

@NonFunGerbils @hueviews #CensoredGerbil woke up one BEEP morning in his BEEP BEEP and went to get himself some BEEP and a cup of BEEP. Then he took his BEEP to BEEP and parked outside a BEEP bookstore. He went inside and walked straight to the BEEP BEEP.

@NonFunGerbils #ElfGerbil checked his notes. The instructions from Santa was simple enough: "Everything up". He gazed at the World machine control board and started to hit the buttons. Hopefully this would do the trick.

@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil is quite mad He hasn't slept the last decade As he eats his radioactive cheese he says: "For me it is rather clear; I need my brain to be nuclear!" @NonFunGerbils

1/4 @NonFunGerbils #Farmergerbil looked at the package of artificial fertilizer he'd just bought on the internet. 100X growth enhancer. The instructions seemed simple enough: "Sprinkle thinly on dry earth over newly sown seeds". The list of warnings though...

@NonFunGerbils 1/3 The #RugPullGerbil studied the drawings on the pumpkin seed vault one last time. He had configured it carefully. The vault was placed directly above a waterfilled cave where he could easily maneuver his boat. Twitter•02/11/2020, 17:43

@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #TheGerbilofWallStreet 1/4 A year ago We had so much fun with Math and Word Just playing around minting for fun But then these serious finance people came around and destroyed our playground They made it into Wallstreet

@NonFunGerbils 1/3 The gerbils were running in their hamster wheels in their locked cages. The bloodshot eyes were staring unfocused, the green liquid on the bottles strapped to the cage were dripping straight into their vein and made them understand that the only thing to do...

@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao 1/4 @NonFunGerbils The #PendingGerbil drew his breath nervously. Fail Dropped Dropped and Replaced There were nothing in this world he feared more.

@NonFunGerbils @pepelangelo #PEPEgerbil was born in a swamp by unknown parents. They didn't have many neighbors, because of the high amount of toxic waste in the dam, but they had a juicy can of worms they admired each day, looking forward to the day they got visitors and could open it up for the feast

@NonFunGerbils 1/ #REKTgerbil looked at the burning forrest in front of him. The air was full of ashes, but now it had started raining and the sight cleared up as the rain washed the air and made the ashes stick to his fur. What had happened?

@NonFunGerbils 1/2 #ThatsHotGerbil Once upon a time a little gerbil got lost into the deepest core of the world machine. They found him after a day of searching, laying unconscious on the floor close to the inner flaming core of creation where the parts of the world machine where molded.

The Treasure Hunt Gerbil looked down on his map. Or was it really a map? For outsiders it would look more like a piece of paper that had copied a mix of Greek letters and Egyptian hieroglyphs. "Well" he thought, "It is almost time." He kept decoding the symbols. "When the Sun, the Earth and the brightest star in The Great Gerbil is forming a straight line, there will be a flare of solar storms, forcing the magnetic field in the World Machine to align, and the electron spins will all point the same way, and open up the cave of the Ethereum diamond with first ray of moonlight". So the prophecy foretold, and he Treasure Hunt Gerbil took up the torch and went straight into the deep dark unknown to find the hidden cave

@NonFunGerbils 1/5 The world machine had been making weird noises for some time now. The gerbils collapsed inn their sleeping quarters after another hard turn at the wheel, trying to save as many #PendingGerbil's as possible from oblivion. @NonFunGerbils #ForkingGerbil

@NonFunGerbils 1/2 @NonFunGerbils The #SuperHeroGerbil you know Have a bit of everything you ever wished for The sweets, the dreams, the rainbows and the unicorn The ability to stop the bots grabbing your favorite nft just before you

@VIV3com @BenMauro993 @flow_blockchain All my North-American friends this week: @NonFunGerbils #FOMOGerbil @flow_blockchain #FLOWMO!